Welcome, n00bs!

You're now entering the den of our pixel-pushing dream team:

• Hamsters (x2): Chain-smoking power rodents, furiously spinning wheels to juice our Amiga 500.
• Ferret: On patrol, sniffing out bugs and guarding the logs with suspicious intensity.
• Squirrel: Espresso-fueled updater, darting around fetching the latest patches.
• Owl: Night-shift auditor, hooting at any misbehaving bytes after midnight.

Together they’re wrestling cosmic bits through a glorified 28.8 kbps modem straw. If the site loads slower than a sloth on tranquilizers, remember: it’s not you, it’s the tiny lungs and squeaky pipe at work!